there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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