So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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