He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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