whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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