Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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