I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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