Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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