How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
