Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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