Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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