Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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