Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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