After last night, I could never be a politician.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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