why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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