escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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