They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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