First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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