Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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