if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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