I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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