Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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