Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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