Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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