Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Randomize
