Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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