Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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