You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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