Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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