Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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