you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize