I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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