I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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