Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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