They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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