Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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