none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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