I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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