is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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