Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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