i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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