I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
birth control should be required to get into college
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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