I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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