Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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