She is in my trunk
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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