theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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