i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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