what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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