he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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