i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
