Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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