physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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