OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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