plz talk dirty to me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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